A joke is an oral and written narrative briefly where it can be fictitious but which mainly encourages laughter, since it is humorous and funny. Children are very fond of telling jokes and are prone to telling the same joke over and over again.
The best jokes for them are tailored to your needs although generally those that are adapted to their age, its language and contenta quick, easy and simple humor. They will help them to have to memorize ideas and contexts and some will even pull their own imagination to count an invented one.
Jokes for kids
With the jokes the children create numerous ties among themselves, they enjoy the company of other people for transmit happiness, make us have so much fun storytellers as viewers. Here you have a great selection of jokes to tell to children, ranging from the shortest to the best understandable for the little ones, even the typical one of Jaimito as the protagonist:
1- How many children do you want to have?
- Four.
- Why four and not five?
- Because I have read that one out of every five children born is Chinese.
2- Teacher:
- Jaimito, if in this hand I have 8 oranges and in this other 6 oranges, what do I have?
- Huge hands, miss.
3- What does a worm say to another worm?
- I'm going for a walk around the block.
4-Why don't those from Lepe come into the kitchen? - Because there is a boat that puts salt
5- What did a flea say to another flea?
- Are we going on foot or are we waiting for the dog?
6- Jaimito goes to his mother and asks:
- Mommy, Mommy, do chocolate candies walk on the wall?
- Well no, Jaimito. The candies don't walk.
- Ah, okay ... then I have eaten a cockroach.
7- What time is it?
-It's a quarter past eight.
-!It's too late!
-Well, have asked before!
8-Two sheep playing soccer in the field when a kick and the ball goes out ...
Says one of them:
-Seeeeee
And the other answers:
-Veeee youuuuu
9-They are two children who are in the street, and one asks the other,
-what is your name bollicao
-and you?
-Mary
-ha ha like cookies.
10 Manolito comes home and says to his mother:
-Mom, mother, at school they say that I have a very big head.
-And why don't you go after them to hit them?
-Because they go through very narrow alleys ...
11 Two men are walking down the street when one says to the other:
-Hey sir, you have a banana in your ear.
-How do you say?
-That you have a banana inside your ear.
-What it says?
-That he has a banana in his ear ...
-Excuse me, I can't hear you well, because I have a banana in my ear
12- Jaimito on his birthday says to his mother:
-Mom, mom. Give me another piece of cake.
-No Jaimito, you already have ten pieces, and if I give you another one you will explode ...
-It doesn't matter mom. You give me another piece of cake and walk away.
13 Jaimito's sister is in her room studying while Jaimito plays with the console in the living room. Then the mother comes and says:
-You should learn from your sister. He likes to study more than you.
-That's not true, mom. I like to study more than she does. Can't you see that I have repeated 4 times?
14 The teacher asks in class how many are the wise men.
- Pepito answers that there are 4 and the teacher tells him:
-Let's see Pepito, tell me their names:
-Melchor, Gaspar, Ba-a-jump and Secayó ...
15 What is the funniest cleaning tool in the world?
-The broom, because it is always laughing ...